dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
