Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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