What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
You're earring is so big in my mouth
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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