I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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