After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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