i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Acid is not a monday night drug
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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