It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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