just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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