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(513): View more from Ohio

Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.

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(914): View more from New York

when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"

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(949): View more from California

you made cement angels. it was a great sight.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

bring money and cleavage

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he even offered to make my bed in the morning.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks

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(503): View more from Oregon

I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.

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