How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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