Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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