my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
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Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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