super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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