You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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