sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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