So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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