I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i will never coherently bang her
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.