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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.

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• (909): View more from California

  I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??

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• (361): View more from Texas

  ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.

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  Shotgun.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.

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  I'd say they're off to a great start!

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.

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  I love you.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...

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  The subtweets were good enough

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.

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  Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy

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• (917): View more from New York City

  ayo

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  its like you know when i get waxed

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