shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead