um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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