we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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