dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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