Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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