Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i think i have two assholes
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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