i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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