Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize