you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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