Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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