Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Randomize
