So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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