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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there

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• (904): View more from Florida

  If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  we need to stop having unprotected sex.

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  ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.

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• (408): View more from California

  just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.

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  They'll never let you practice medicine.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.

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• (518): View more from New York

  HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.

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