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• (347): View more from New York

  alright she left, finally time to fart up the room

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours

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  andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"

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• (559): View more from California

  I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.

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  It was so scary.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.

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