You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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