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(917): View more from New York City

new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms

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(609): View more from New Jersey

She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..

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(517): View more from Michigan

the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"

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(256): View more from Alabama

that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead

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(907): View more from Alaska

Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea

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(757): View more from Virginia

Oh and I'm kind of in the library.

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Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.

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(917): View more from New York City

He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?

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