You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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