I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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