Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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