i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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