Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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