please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just pee around me
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
