New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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