That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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