Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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