But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
