to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Quick, to the slutcave!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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