): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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