meet me or not, i'm out of control
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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