I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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