In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
