Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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