My friends, they love my intelligence
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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