Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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