tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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