can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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