When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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