Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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