dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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